I remember back in 2000 or 2001, some friends and I were heading down to South Padre Island here in Texas.  We stopped at a gas station to fill up and buy some snacks; I went to use the restroom.

So, I go into the bathroom, take a leak, then I wash my hands.  Next to the sink, mounted about eye level is some weird thing I’d never seen before.  I lean closer to it and look at the hole, only to be blasted with air freshener in my eye.  Sonuvabitch, that hurt.