The following was a conversation that took place the evening of Monday, March 26
xocraziekittyxox: hey you
Chris: hi me?
xocraziekittyxox: heyoo… wanna chat wiht a pissed off single girl?
Chris: DO I?! OF COURSE!
xocraziekittyxox: im sure it seems random but this asshole i was dating cheated on me and i’ve been lookin to have as much fun as i can
xocraziekittyxox: i got ure name from lifestream……..u are?
Chris: i am human
Chris: and male!
Chris: well, last I looked. just a sec
xocraziekittyxox: ahh so where u from?? i’m sittin here bored as hell which can sometimes not be such a good thing 😉
Chris: yup, still male!
xocraziekittyxox: i just been lookin at guys pics on this new dating site i signed up to…….do u have any pics?
Chris: no. cameras usually shatter when taking a pic of me. i think it’s the gods’ way of punishing mortals for taking a picture of such a fine specimen like myself. I’m like Adonis incarnate
xocraziekittyxox: i have sum dirty pics i just uploaded to my new profile to piss my ex-off wanna see?
Chris: seeing as how you have pics, that means your level of beauty doesn’t match mine, for a camera can capture your grotesque figure. I don’t think you’d live up to my standards.
xocraziekittyxox: kk here let me know what u think <web address removed> u might have to make an account to see them i’m not sure but it only takes a second to and it’s all free
Chris: how about you check and then let me know whether I need an account?